Teen Slang Stew

Teen Slang Stew

by Patrique Harris, Youth Ministry Director




As Youth Ministry Director, I have the pleasure of leading Mission Adelante’s youth fellowship, Adelante Youth Club! Every Wednesday, teens from our neighborhood gather to play games, worship, and learn together. Over the years, I have noticed that though teens may go to different schools, play different sports, and come from different cultures, they all seem to speak a common language (not plain English) – the vocabulary of which I have slowly but surely picked up. So, here are the ingredients for a classic Teen Slang Stew. If you can’t follow, refer to the substitutions for more clarity! I am hoping I will have the instructions for the recipe in 2024! 

TEEN  $L@NG STEW

Yield: 💯
Prep time: A lifetime is ideal but 2 years at a minimum

Ingredients

  • 2.5 lbs cap

  • ¼ cup side eye (bombastic or criminal offensive preferred)

  • 1 tablespoon slay

  • ⅓  cup fire

  • 3 quarts tea

  • 2 teaspoons flex

  • 5 pints sus

  • 1 teaspoon ground fit check

  • 5 dope cloves

  • 2 quarts yeet

  • 1 ghosted, chopped

  • 4 finna, thinly sliced

  • 1 tablespoon bruh, chopped

  • 2 whole tryna

  • 10 bet

  • 1 cup periodt

  • ⅔ cup shook

  • 3 teaspoons dried vibing

  • 2 gallons bussin’

  • 1 16 oz can snatched, drained

  • 1 dash rizz, to taste

  • ¼ cup mid (optional)

  • 430 grams all-purpose clapback

  • 8 extra large it’s giving, diced

**Substitutions

  • Cap - fake or a lie

  • Side eye - expressing criticism, disapproval, animosity, or scorn. Side eyes have varying levels of intensity – bombastic or criminal offensive are the highest degree.

  • Slay - To be extremely stylish or successful at something

  • Fire - Hot, trendy, amazing, or on point (formerly "straight fire")

  • Tea - Gossip, situation, story, or news

  • Flex - To show off

  • Sus - Suspicious, shady, not to be trusted

  • Fit check - Show me or tell me about your outfit (fit is short for outfit)

  • Dope - Cool or awesome

  • Yeet - To throw something

  • Ghosted - To cut off communication

  • Finna - Intending to do something

  • Bruh - Used to express exasperation 

  • Tryna - Trying to

  • Bet - A way of saying “yes” or “ok” or “it’s on”

  • Periodt - Used for dramatic emphasis (I think)

  • Shook - To be incredibly shocked or shaken up

  • Vibing - Chilling out, having a good time

  • Bussin’ - Awesome or great, especially when referring to food

  • Snatched - Looks good, perfect, or fashionable; the new "on fleek"

  • Rizz - One’s appeal, allure or charisma

  • Mid - Low quality, mediocre, not good

  • Clapback - Quick and vicious response to criticism 

  • It’s giving - Precursor to describing the vibe, style, or mood something, someone or a situation is embodying

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